November 2011
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Jokes for November 18th, 2011.
This year the White House will have a traditional Thanksgiving with a big turkey, or as we call him, Joe Biden.
Newt Gingrich is gaining some popularity. Unlike Herman Cain he actually has some foreign policy experience; all of his honeymoons have been out of the country.
Demi Moore and Ashton are officially done. Six years may not seem like a long marriage but in Kardashian years that’s like...
Jokes for November 4th, 2011.
Because of the NBA lockout the first two weeks of the season are going to be cancelled. The good news is that’ll give Kim Kardashian more time to pick out her next husband.
Lady Gaga will have her own Thanksgiving special entitled, ” A Very Gaga Thanksgiving.” Turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, I’m sure she’ll be wearing all of them.
Day light savings time ends this...
Jokes for November 3rd, 2011.
Rick Perry says he wasn’t intoxicated during his speech in New Hampshire. He just inhaled too many hairspray fumes.
Playboy is going to redo Lindsay Lohan’s photos. Instead of going completely nude they’re going to photograph her leaving the club at a reasonable hour completely sober, because they want to give readers something they’ve never seen before.
They’re apparently...
Jokes for November 1st, 2011.
President Obama had a physical the other day. The doctor looked over his chart and said he had some bad news. Then he read him his poll numbers.
Bank of America will no longer charge customers a monthly $5 fee to use their debit cards. They will now be charging a monthly $10 “no more $5 fee” fee.
Harold Camping, the man who incorrectly predicted the rapture, has apologized and retired. This...