September 2011
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Jokes for September 28th, 2011.
Bob Dylan is being accused of ripping off multiple photographers in his new paintings. When reached for comment, no one could understand what he was saying.
The recent cantaloupe outbreak is the deadliest in a decade. Of course we all remember the great cantaloupe massacre of 2000.
New studies show that climate change could shrink certain species. Great, now I’ll have one more excuse...
Jokes for September 27th, 2011.
Chelsea Clinton has been appointed to the board of Match.com. Boy is it going to be awkward when she finds her dad’s profile.
Last night on Dancing With the Stars Nancy Grace had a wardrobe malfunction. It was so bad that when viewers called in to vote they had the option to talk to a trauma specialist.
Last night while Obama was giving a speech, a heckler in the crowd referred to him...
Jokes for September 26th, 2011.
Scientists have confirmed over 600 alien planets. The question is, do they contain life? And if so, can we borrow money from them?
London is demanding an apology from Britney Spears over her new music video. Good luck. We’re still waiting on one for Crossroads.
There’s a new rumor that Facebook is going to start charging. I think the rumor was started by Google +.
Last night...
Jokes for September 13th, 2011.
The U.S. poverty rate has hit an all time record. Things are so bad my neighbor had to give up cable. And I had to give up stealing cable.
More than 50 new planets have been discovered, including one that could potentially support life. I say we take our chances and hold the next GOP debate there.
Studies show that watching Sponge Bob Square Pants can cause short attention spans and learning...
Jokes for September 12th, 2011.
Casey Anthony was on Dr. Phil. Have you ever seen a more disgusting individual? Also I don’t like Casey Anthony very much either.
Hurricane Irene will end up ranking in the top ten most expensive natural disasters in American history. I think most of the money was spent on advertising.
Surprisingly, George W. Bush said the most nervous moment of his presidency was throwing the World...