Jokes for September 26th, 2011.
Scientists have confirmed over 600 alien planets. The question is, do they contain life? And if so, can we borrow money from them?
London is demanding an apology from Britney Spears over her new music video. Good luck. We’re still waiting on one for Crossroads.
There’s a new rumor that Facebook is going to start charging. I think the rumor was started by Google +.
Last night President Obama and Lady Gaga attended the same fundraiser. Lady Gaga arrived in a big hollow egg and Obama arrived in a big hollow promise.
The creator of Doritos has passed away. He finally bought the farm. Or the Cool Ranch.
