Chelsea Clinton has been appointed to the board of Match.com.  Boy is it going to be awkward when she finds her dad’s profile.

Last night on Dancing With the Stars Nancy Grace had a wardrobe malfunction.  It was so bad that when viewers called in to vote they had the option to talk to a trauma specialist.  

Last night while Obama was giving a speech, a heckler in the crowd referred to him as the anti-christ.  Security was unable to identify the man but witnesses say he was seen clutching a hair piece while climbing into a private jet. 

Domino’s Pizza is introducing several new artisan pizzas that come in a box autographed by the store manager.  Wow, I’ve always wanted a 22 year old art history major’s autograph.

British engineers have built a car that runs entirely on coffee beans.  They’re thinking this could lower fuel costs…unless you fill up at Starbucks.