Bob Dylan is being accused of ripping off multiple photographers in his new paintings.  When reached for comment, no one could understand what he was saying.

The recent cantaloupe outbreak is the deadliest in a decade.  Of course we all remember the great cantaloupe massacre of 2000.

New studies show that climate change could shrink certain species.  Great, now I’ll have one more excuse when I get out of the pool, “It’s global warming!”

The inventor of the pacemaker has passed away.  As per his wishes he will not be buried within 100 feet of a microwave.

The Obama administration says that the bin Laden death photos must be kept private. Who cares about bin Laden photos?  I just got Scarlet Johansson photos.