New reports say that income fell in August for the first time in two years.  I must be lucky, I’m making a ton of money right now.  I sell foreclosed signs to local businesses.

Even Friendly’s is preparing for bankruptcy.  On the bright side, there has never been a better time to invest in heavily discounted ice cream cakes.

There was a new study that ranked which country spends the most time on Facebook.  Brazil won.  We’re not even the best at wasting time anymore, what is happening to our country?

China has vending machines that dispense blocks of gold.  They must get really pissed when one gets stuck and won’t fall down.

Vice President Joe Biden told a Florida radio station that voters should stop blaming former President George W. Bush and instead hold President Barack Obama accountable for the poor state of the economy.  What is with our last two vice presidents?  Dick Cheney shots someone in the face and Biden just stabbed Obama in the back.