President Obama said that America is no better off today than four years ago.  That’s not good for a guy who’s campaign slogan was, “change.”  

Following Florida’s footsteps, South Carolina has changed their Republican presidential primary from February to January.  It’s the first time anyone has made an effort to be more like Florida.

Herman Cain says that if he’s elected president, he’ll change the song, “Hail to the Chief.”  That’s what America needs now, a remix.

A couple has set a world record by marrying each other 100 times.  Though if you’re a pessimist like me they set a world record by divorcing each other 100 times.

In New York on Saturday, over 700 people participating in Occupy Wall Street were arrested.  To show my solidarity I conducted a nude protest in my living room while eating pizza.