A woman went into labor after running the Chicago Marathon.  Though technically her water breaking made it a biathlon.  

She was in labor for 19 hours.  A Kenyan did it in 15.

California passed a new law banning teens from tanning salons.  How the hell are kids in California supposed to get a tan now?  

Desperate teens have resorted to rubbing themselves with Cheetos.

Dr. Pepper is releasing a new soda just for men.  Look under the cap for your chance to win a free prostate exam.

Plus the can is made of bacon.

Paul McCartney got married for the third time on Sunday.  Man, he’s really gotta stop introducing his wives to Yoko.

Real Steal was the number one movie at the box office this weekend, which is surprising considering it’s a movie about boxing robots and doesn’t include a Don King bot.