A new poll says that Americans approve of Obama’s jobs bill.  This is good news for Obama, who will soon need a job.  

Drug smugglers from Mexico have been bringing drugs into Arizona by tunneling under parking spaces and then stuffing the drugs inside cars.  Michele Bachmann’s solution is to put a fence around every parking space.

Next week Sesame Street is launching an anti-bullying campaign.  Things are getting really rough on Sesame Street.  Last week Oscar was assaulted and thrown into a bigger trashcan.

Scientists say that the T-Rex weighed more than previously thought.  That’s terrible; imagine if that happened to you?  Your doctor’s like, “Actually you weigh 75 more pounds than we previously thought.”

A 100,000 year old art studio has been found in a South African cave.  Archelogists found drawings of a large bear on the wall.  Then they were eaten.