Obama is heading out on another bus tour.  He says a bus just made the most sense economically.  For example, he was able to get from Boston to New York for just 15 dollars.

They almost went with Biden’s suggestion, the choo-choo.

As of October 31st, there will be 7 billion people on Earth.  You think it’s hard to find parking now.

Herman Cain admits “some people will pay more” under his 9-9-9 plan.  For instance, those who want peperoni.  

Herman Cain isn’t making a lot of promises.  Though he does guarantee if he doesn’t deliver in 4 years or less, the next term is free.

He’s also picked a running mate, the Noid.

Occupy Wall Street is celebrating its one month birthday today.  They’ve momentarily relocated to occupy a Chuck E Cheese.

The new iPhone is so advanced it can recognize your voice.  It can also recognize when you’re doing a terrible Borat impression.