Muammar Gaddafi has been killed.  He will be remembered as the crazy dictator with the Lionel Richie hair.

He died exactly as he lived.  Wearing gold pants.

Russia wants to colonize the moon.  The moon is cold, dark, and nobody else wants to go there.  So it’s a lot like Russia.

Astronomers have taken pictures of a planet being born.  Many people wonder just how is a planet born?  Well, you see, when two planets really love each other…

MC Hammer is working on a search engine to rival Google.  I respect a guy with big goals and even bigger pants.  

Yesterday a crazy animal owner in Ohio set free a bunch of tigers, lions, and bears.  The National Guard called in Sarah Palin.