Lindsay Lohan is going to pose for Playboy.  I just hope they air brush the crows feet around her vagina.

This is big news for people who don’t know about Google Image Search.

Moammar Gaddafi has been buried in a secret desert location.  When Biden got the memo he was like, “Dessert location?  We put him in a brownie?”

Occupy Wall Street protesters now have a free app to alert others if they’re about to be arrested.  Or as other protesters are looking at it, an app that alerts others when a new tent is available.

Kim Kardashian has signed on to be in the new Tyler Perry movie.  Tyler Perry will play both her butt cheeks.

Gold prices continue to rise.  I wish I had invested in gold, instead of Beanie Babies.