Jokes for October 26th, 2011.
A performance artist gave birth to a baby in an art gallery. Not sure if it’s a girl or a boy, but it’ll definitely be pretentious.
Texas governor Rick Perry says it was a mistake for him to participate in the GOP debates. He could have been executing so many more people.
U.K. scientists have grown super broccoli. Now instead of looking like little trees it looks like actual trees.
An ex-Apple exec has redesigned the thermostat. Whatever you do don’t buy the shuffle model; the temperature randomly changes whenever you walk into a room.
Sales of new homes hit a five-month high. The last time we saw a five-month high was Charlie Sheen.
