Passengers on a JetBlue plane were stranded on the tarmac in Connecticut for more than seven hours Saturday.  That sounds horrible.  Connecticut?  

Seven hours, wow, that’s almost as long as Kim Kardashian’s marriage lasted.

The worst part was that every so often the plane would act like it was going to take off, giving the passengers Jet Blue balls.

After only 72 days of marriage, Kim Kardashian and her husband are getting divorced.  This is terrible.  Who could of predicted this? Oh, right, everybody.  

They’re still trying to restore power on the East Coast.  Most people have haven’t had power since Saturday, while the White House hasn’t had power for months.

Herman Cain is denying allegations that he sexually harassed two former female employees.  A lot of people think it’s a smear campaign started by one of Cain’s competitors like Mitt Romney or Papa John.

Vice President Biden’s daughter is engaged.  It’s not going to be a traditional wedding though.  Usually at a wedding the guests want the bride’s father to make a speech.