Because of the NBA lockout the first two weeks of the season are going to be cancelled.  The good news is that’ll give Kim Kardashian more time to pick out her next husband.

Lady Gaga will have her own Thanksgiving special entitled, ” A Very Gaga Thanksgiving.”  Turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, I’m sure she’ll be wearing all of them.

Day light savings time ends this Saturday.  Finally get that extra 11th hour of sleep.  I’m not sure why we have daylights savings; I think it has something to do with farming or making it easier to spot the people too dumb to set a clock.

Snooki has introduced her own perfume.  It’s about time we had the female equivalent of Axe Body Spray.

Dippin’ Dots, the novelty ice cream company, has filed for bankruptcy.  OK, America.  Now is the time to panic.