Matt D.
Jokes for November 18th, 2011.

This year the White House will have a traditional Thanksgiving with a big turkey, or as we call him, Joe Biden.

Newt Gingrich is gaining some popularity.  Unlike Herman Cain he actually has some foreign policy experience; all of his honeymoons have been out of the country.

Demi Moore and Ashton are officially done.  Six years may not seem like a long marriage but in Kardashian years that’s like four lifetimes.

Herman Cain is the first Republican presidential candidate to receive Secret Service protection.  It’s a lot of work to protect Herman Cain; they’ve got to jump in front of a camera every time he opens his mouth.

Today was Regis’s last day on Live!  Such a sad moment, you could really see in his face he had no idea where he was.  They’re looking for a replacement but those are some tiny shoes to fill.