It was so hot in my office today it made me wish I had one of those sweet government jobs where pants are optional.

Facebook is going to introduce facial recognition software. Even better Twitter’s going to introduce penis recognition software.

Of course Weiner admitted to the photo. There’s not a man alive who could resist taking credit for that thing. For a while I was going around claiming it was mine.

The United Nations have declared internet access a human right. I agree, I firmly believe that every person has the right to food, shelter and TMZ.

Scientists are very close to releasing a new form of male birth control. The old version was the Ed Hardy t-shirt.