The guy who predicted the Rapture had a stroke, which I think is God’s way of guaranteeing that he stops speaking for him.

The White House has called Weiner’s photos a ‘distraction.’  If Obama wants our attention all he has to do is Tweet one of those Osama photos.

Tonight was the first Republican presidential debate.  If I wanted to watch old white people argue I’d visit my grandparents.

A bunch of Sarah Palin’s e-mails during her time as governor have been leaked.  There’s nothing really interesting, sometimes she uses a word incorrectly, it’s kind of like listening to one of her speeches.

She apparently writes at an eighth grade level.  Which, lets be honest, is better than we were expecting.

Last night Libyan television showed Gadhafi playing chess with a Russian guest.  There was an awkward moment where instead of admitting defeat Gadhafi just continued playing with no pieces.