Matt D.
Jokes for June 14th, 2011.

Over the weekend hackers broke into the Senate’s website.  Luckily they didn’t find anything too compromising, nothing nearly as embarrassing as what you’d find on a Congressman’s Twitter.

Boehner has called for Weiner’s resignation.  Great, we’re already in three wars and now we’ve got a cockfight.

The US Army will no longer make soldiers wear berets.  Did you know the beret was originally inspired by the French army?  I’m not making this up, it’s true; the French had an army.  

Obama said he would be OK with being a one-term president. This did wonders for his approval rating among Republicans.

A national assessment has revealed that an overwhelming number of students know very little about US History. Only 35% tested at an average level while the remaining 65% tested at a Palin level.