The Obama administration is releasing 30 million barrels of oil from the country’s emergency reserves.  Wait, we had emergency reserves?!

Legislation has been introduced to end the federal ban on marijuana.  I think pot should be legal and what really needs to be banned is hacky sacks, tie dye and white guys with dreads.

First Osama, now they’ve caught the 81 year old mob boss Whitey Bulger.  Unlike Osama though they’re not going to just throw him in an ocean, they’re really going to torture him.  They’re going to throw him in a room temperature bath.  

After extensive partying, the judge has told Lindsay Lohan that she’s only allowed to have one friend over at a time. The hard part will be deciding between Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo.

Sarah Palin says she had to end her bus tour because of jury duty.  So rarely do you hear a positive jury duty story.