A new species of mushroom is being named after Sponge Bob Squarepants. Which is appropriate because I can’t watch that show unless I’m on mushrooms.

A recent study shows that the world’s top selling weed killer may be causing birth defects. Especially among those Cabbage Patch Kids.

Justin Bieber has come out with a perfume.  It’s called Prepubescence.  

In one of the letters recovered from Osama’s compound, he mentions he was considering changing al-Qaida’s name. Options included Puff Qaida, P-Qaida, Qaida, Quffy and the Terrorist Group Formerly Known as al-Qaida.  

A world wide poll shows that the United States is the 56th drunkest country.  Actually a drunken night between the United States and France is how Canada was made.