Matt D.
Jokes for July 1st, 2011.

Everyone is getting ready for the big 4th of July weekend.  I’ll be celebrating my independence all night until my girlfriend tells me it’s time to come to bed.

Today is Canada day.  Lets all just take a moment to realize how lucky we are to not be Canadian.  

Russia is getting ready to deploy troops to the Arctic.  At least, that’s what Sarah Palin said it looks like from her bedroom.

This morning a senior political analyst at MSNBC called President Obama a dick on live TV.  Who wants to bet the unemployment rate went up just a little bit more?

Moammar Gadhafi has threatened to attack Europe unless NATO stops the air strikes in Libya.  A lot of people want to see Gadhafi dead.  I want to see him on Extreme Makeover.