Matt D.
Jokes for July 5th, 2011.

I hope everyone enjoyed their fourth of July.  I did the most American thing I could think of, I borrowed twenty bucks from my Chinese friend and I don’t plan on paying him back.

Glenn Beck is launching his own clothing company.  It’s a line of designer tin foil hats.

Joe Biden has joined Twitter, which means that Twitter is officially no longer cool.

Fox News had their Twitter account hacked.  Just a bunch of crazy, off the wall tweets.  And then it got hacked.

A woman was caught trying to sneak her husband out of prison in a suitcase.  Jail’s gotta be tough on a dude who’s travel size.