Jokes for July 5th, 2011.
I hope everyone enjoyed their fourth of July. I did the most American thing I could think of, I borrowed twenty bucks from my Chinese friend and I don’t plan on paying him back.
Glenn Beck is launching his own clothing company. It’s a line of designer tin foil hats.
Joe Biden has joined Twitter, which means that Twitter is officially no longer cool.
Fox News had their Twitter account hacked. Just a bunch of crazy, off the wall tweets. And then it got hacked.
A woman was caught trying to sneak her husband out of prison in a suitcase. Jail’s gotta be tough on a dude who’s travel size.