The Roger Clemen’s case was declared a mistrial.  That’s the second week in a row the American legal system has struck out.   

A new survey shows that 3% of Americans admit to watching pornography while at work.  18% do it from home while collecting unemployment.

Conan was nominated for an Emmy but Leno was not.  They figured Jay could just take it from him a couple months later.

Details are coming out about Obama’s 50th birthday party next month.  Apparently there’s going to be a piñata shaped like the Fox News logo.

Obama’s re-election campaign is really coming together.  They’ve updated the slogans to, “Change…is overrated, lets stick with me” and “Hope…I have a job next year.”