The price of oil is down.  It’s nice to see all it took was Congress being unable decide how screwed we are.  

It’s gotten so bad that now Congress won’t even agree that Mad Men is the best show on television.  

The film rights to the story of the 33 Chilean miners have been purchased.  The best part is it’s going to be in 3D.

Amy Winehouse will be cremated.  And then snorted.

The NFL lockout is over, which I’m personally pretty happy about.  You get that many jocks with pent up energy and there’s bound to be wedgies.  

Though it does ruin my plans for a fantasy-fantasy-football league.

A collection of Chinese rhinoceros horn cups have set the record for the most valuable find to ever be on “Antiques Roadshow” after being valued at $1.5 million.  The owner has decided to sell them and buy Greece.