Another Democrat resigns over a sex scandal.  Maybe these politicians could figure out the debt crisis if they weren’t so busy getting laid all the time.

The Post Office may close up to 3,700 offices.  Does this really come as a surprise to anyone?  Their best selling product costs 44 cents.

McDonalds are making their Happy Meals healthier.  Now the prize is a mini weight bench.  

Wal-Mart is now going to offer streaming video service on their website.  I really appreciate Wal-Mart’s attempts at making it so I never have to go into a Wal-Mart again.

A new study shows that over 53% of people feel isolated and depressed when denied internet access.  It’s true, sometimes I’ll deny myself internet just to feel like a teenager again.