Jokes for July 28th, 2011.
The classic board game Battleship will soon be a movie. Personally I’m waiting for the timeless, erotic love story, Chutes & Ladders.
This week scientists pretty much proved time travel impossible. Unfortunately going back in time was Washington’s best bet on getting more time to figure out the debt crisis.
A Singapore team of inventors say they have created the first robot capable of love. They call it Gore 2.0.
343 people set the world recored for largest simultaneous hot air balloon take off. There was almost as much hot air as a Congressional budget meeting.
Russia says when their space station is no longer needed they will send it into the Pacific Ocean. Give it to me, I want to sleep in a bed shaped like a real spaceship.