Apple now has more cash on hand than the United States.  They have the iPhone, the iPad all we have are iOUs.  

Congressional phone lines have been jammed the last couple of days over the default. They’ve been calling Cash4Gold.

Right now the government is really kicking itself for not investing more in Beanie Babies.

Chickens out number people three to one.  Which means we’re screwed if they ever try to get revenge on us for always taking their fingers.

President Obama and the auto manufactures have come up with a plan to cut oil consumption 40% by 2025.  I hope it’s different than the current plan to cut oil consumption:  making it so expensive we can’t afford to buy it.