Jokes for August 1st, 2011.
Well, after a long wait it seems we finally got some good news today. It’s Shark Week!
The House has finally passed the debt ceiling deal. They waited until the night before it was due, no one is really happy with it and it may not even work like it’s supposed to. It’s basically an 8th grade science project.
Our Triple A credit may still be in danger. I didn’t even know we had credit. We must have a ton of frequent flyer miles.
An Ohio woman was fined for squirting breast milk on to a police officer. She’s lucky; if the officer was lactose intolerant it would have been attempted murder.
There have been fake Apple stores popping up in China selling overpriced, mediocre products. On second thought, maybe they aren’t fake.