Sarah Palin now has a granddaughter.  That little girl is in for some bizarre tea parties.

Gold is at an all time high.  Who would have thought those rapper’s teeth were a sound financial decision?  

My new financial strategy is to find a leprechaun.  

A lot of people are still shocked about the country’s poor credit rating.  They had no idea they had that much in common with their country.

Apple has become the most valuable company in the world.  Apple stores always hire those Geniuses.  Maybe our government should try that.  

Scientists are saying that King Tut had so many partners he may be related to over half of European men.  You have to understand that back then being king of Egypt was like being governor of California.