Obama souvenir sales are at an all time low.  That’s right, the economy is so bad even the Obama bobble head industry is feeling it.   

Things are looking better though.  Biden has a plan to slowly build back our credit by ordering collectible Star Wars plates off the Home Shopping Network.  

A new study shows that an hour of TV can shorten your life by 22 minutes.  Finally some hard evidence that the Jersey Shore is bad for you.     

Elvis Presley passed away 34 years ago today.  You know in Elvis’s day they used to censor his hips.  He was like the Shakira of his time.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes is still number one at the box office.  The movie is a nice change of pace, usually when I want to watch a species run around destroying the planet I just watch the news.