Jokes for August 19th, 2011.
Bill Clinton says he is now a vegan. Though Clinton’s definition of vegan does include meat.
Burger King is getting rid of their mascot The King. Just want to wish him good luck in this job market.
Yesterday during a radio interview Michelle Bachmann warned of the rise of the Soviet Union. At this point I’d settle for a candidate that could pass an 8th grade history class.
Reports are saying that Gadhafi will be leaving Libya. Does anyone have a couch he could crash on?
New Jersey just had their credit rating lowered from AAA to GTL.
