Jokes for August 23rd, 2011.
There was an earthquake in DC, New York, and Boston today that lasted about 45 seconds. Then everyone spent the next four hours asking, “Did you feel that?”
Today Biden met with tsunami survivors in Japan. Haven’t they suffered enough?
People are preparing for Hurricane Irene. Luckily because of the housing market many Americans have already boarded up their windows and locked their doors.
Obama announced plans to get rid of hundreds of government regulations. Of course current regulations will prevent him from doing this.
Rebels captured Gaddafi’s compound. They raided everything, his bedroom, his office, even his fridge.