Jokes for August 25th, 2011.
I just finished getting my hurricane emergency supplies. Red wine and sleeping pills.
Obama is still on vacation, taking some time off from work. A lot of Americans are doing the same thing, though they call it unemployment.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney’s memoirs come out next week. Comes with a really nice forward by Satan.
Steve Jobs has stepped down as Apple’s CEO. I hope this doesn’t negatively impact the company. Soon the Genius Bar will be replaced with the Guys Who Just Did OK On Their SATs Bar.
China has banned songs by Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. See, that’s the beautiful thing about America, we have the freedom to listen to bad music.
