Jokes for August 29th, 2011.
Congratulations to Beyonce who announced last night that she’s going to be a MILF.
At last night’s VMAs Lady Gaga dressed as a man. I think the only way left for Lady Gaga to shock me now is if she dresses up as a conservatively dressed adult.
Hurricane Irene was so underwhelming they’ve renamed it Hurricane Obama.
Many people still can’t get back to their homes. I’m talking about Katrina victims.
Obama will unveil a new jobs plan next week. Right now his plan is trying to keep his next year.
Scientists have discovered a planet made entirely of diamonds. Now the only question is, how will Lindsay Lohan steal a planet?
