The UN says bird flu is making a come back.  Also making a comeback?  Calling out of work pretending to be sick with bird flu.

Obama’s uncle was arrested for a DUI.  They knew it was Obama’s uncle because he was driving down the middle of the road and every so often he’d swerve to the left.

E-Mail is 29 years old today.  I’ll tell you e-mail has changed the world we live in, now not a day goes by where somebody doesn’t ask me if I’m satisfied with my penis size.

Michele Bachmann will be posing for the 2012 Great American Conservative Women calendar.  Now that sounds hot. 

Dick Cheney is taking no prisoners in his new book.  Yeah, it’s totally different when he was vice president and took a ton of prisoners.