Next week Obama’s jobs speech is scheduled for the same time as the GOP 2012 Debate.  It’s a tough choice but in the end you just have to watch what’s going to have the most impact on our country.  America’s Next Top Model.

Obama’s approval rating is at a record low.  He needs to think outside the box.  For 2012, I’m thinking vice president Lady Gaga.

Chile’s government has granted half of the 33 miners that were trapped last summer early retirement.  The other half says, “this is almost as bad as the time I was trapped in a mine for a whole month.”

The Justice Department  doesn’t want AT&T buying T Mobile because they’d become an evil monopoly.  Not like a fun monopoly with a guy wearing a top hat and a monocle.  

Florida schools have started handing out belts to help stop kids who wear their pants too low.  Unfortunately the program also helps kids with crippling heroin addictions.