Matt D.
Jokes for August 20th, 2010.

A condom company in Switzerland is being sued for copyright infringement after they named one of their condoms after Harry Potter, calling it the Harry Popper.  They come in a variety of colors and fit all small to medium sized wands.  

The founders of Google are getting a movie made about them.  To find out more about the movie you can go to its website, www.google.com

Sarah Palin was supposed to speak at a 3,000 seat theater in Florida but because of slow ticket sales they’ve downgraded to a 600 seater instead.  I guess all the mama grizzly fans are hibernating. 

Scientists say that the moon is showing signs of shrinkage.  To which the moon said, “Hey, it’s cold up here.”

Scientists in Singapore have developed a battery powered by urine.  The batteries last as long as you can keep going and going and going.